No She Didn't...

Yes I did....

Yes, I am the worship pastor's wife who yelled "oh crap!" in the middle of the offertory today.... why?

Because our little church is out in the country, basically in the middle of like, three corn fields. We have a bug problem. Lots of bugs... crickets, beetles, spiders etc.

Also wasps. Great, big, red wasps that tend to get in the door and fly around during the service... one of which decided that it would be a great idea to dive bomb me during the offertory... so, I'm sitting there, minding my own business, when BAM! Something big and buzzy knocks me in the side of the forehead and gets stuck in my hair... I immediately knew what it was, so I did what I normally do in those situations, I jumped up, swatting myself in the head, and yelled. Thank goodness I had enough peace of mind to remember I was in church, thus the only slightly offensive phrase. I am incredibly fearful of things that fly and sting (I was stung as a child:-) Spiders, crickets, bugs in general don't bother me. Live and let live... wasps, on the other hand, and I'm the crazy lady yelling semi-profanities during the offering. 

The funniest part was when one of the deacons got up, came back to where I was sitting, and asked if I would like him to go find the wasp and finish him off...

Good times.

Half-Baked

Proof to my family that there actually is a baby in there... and he/she is just about halfway done...

Cletus

So yes, these are almost 2 months old. Yes, Cletus has just about doubled in size from then. But, I thought I would post them anyway... less than two weeks till the 20 week pics!

Hello World! (I'm still debating Sugarbear that he doesn't actually see six fingers...)

My favorite so far... I love the little piggies and baby tushie!

No, I still cannot believe that this is actually happening... when donkeys fly, remember? Still in awe over here...